Tussman's Law (addendum to Murphy's Law)
"You've a crappy way to navigate your site but it is still damn good."
M.K.Rowley, Australia
But, I know you must be wondering... "Why should I want him? He is such a geek..." Let me assist you with this by putting up some of the testimonials from previous girlfriends that I have had!
"I poked you in your stomach once...it didn't stop jiggling for hours! I still see it whenever I close my eyes...." Name withheld by request of the Mental Institution she is currently in, Atlanta Georgia
"Even for a man your tits were enormous... You made me seriously doubt my sexuality. Thank you, because of you I finally found my true love Jessica." Mindy, San Francisco California
"You were a freak in bed...and not in a good way... Your fascination with hot dogs is truly disturbing..." Screw you, and the horse you rode in on
See! Actual unrehearsed and unsolicited testimonials!
With all my heart,
Your soon to be lover and private Go-Go Dancer....Will (((smooch)))
You can now Yahoo IM me at: willf1974
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Why The Liberal Left Is Wrong!
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What you have to believe in order to believe in Gun Control
An Actual Letter I recieved from a Liberal
Why did the Dems lose the 2004 Election?
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Go here to
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Fun Stuff
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See
my HERO!!! :c)
HEAR what
I sound like! I have a SEXY booty!
*Take
a
"Virtual Date With Me!!!"*
*Have
a
"Romantic Virtual Kiss With Me!!!"*
You
are
in CONTROL! Make me DANCE for YOU!!!!
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PLAY
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Frozen Food Guide For The Geek Guy!
See some RESULTS from ONLINE TESTS I have taken!!!
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